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If it is a piss. Might be a little... Poo. How is that a poo? Still work for your old man, Pete? Yeah. I'm a partner now. You? Yeah, started my own firm in '98. Got bought out in '05. I'm happier, though. It's less stress. Ollie? Property. I co-manage a boutique estate agency in North London. Very competitive. Is it family law you're in, Andy? Corporate. Does anyone know what Gary's doing? He's playing Need For Speed. Over there. Come on, come on, come on! He hasn't changed, has he?
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Look at these cunts. You're late. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. You said 3:00. It's almost 4:00. Yeah, 3 for 4. You know your problem, Gary? You're never wrong. How is that a problem? I can't believe you bought another Granada Mark II. What do you mean? This looks exactly like the car I sold you in 1989. This is the car you sold me in 1989. Best 300 quid I ever spent. This is The Beast? Yeah.
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And we're back. Just like the Five Musketeers. Three Musketeers, isn't it? Four if you count D'Artagnan, Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete? I mean, history's a sketchbook. You do know that The Three Musketeers is a fiction, right? Written by Alexandre Dumas? A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days. What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas? Don't be daft, Steve, it was written by Jesus. Oh. Anyway, five sounds much better. I think they missed a trick only having three. 'Cause you'd have five, then two could've died and they'd still have three left. Are we there yet? Let's do this!
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Puck's sake, Gary, take a hint. It's all right, I'm not trying to have sex with you. Why are we in the disabled toilets then? There's something I need to tell you right now, unless you do want to have sex, in which case I'll tell you afterwards. Tell me right now. Have you noticed anything creepy about The Twins apart from the fact that they're twins? Just because they're twins doesn't automatically make them creepy. It does a little bit. You had sex with them. A, I did not, and, B, how did you know about that? A, it's a small town, B, I'm not stupid and, C, they told me. Right. Well, I did once, but I was wasted, which was creepy because it was like there was four of them. I am not proud of it. I am a bit. Is this what you wanted to tell me? No, this is...
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