That's a joke, right? Five guys. Twelve pubs. Fifty pints. Sixty pints. Steady on, you fucking alky. I haven't had a drink for 16 years, Gary. You must be thirsty then. We can go back, see the guys, chew the fat, it'll be just like it always was, except this time we're going to finish this thing once and for all. You have a very selective memory, Gary. Thanks. You remember the Friday nights. I remember the Monday mornings. Yeah, that's why we're going back on a Friday.
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It was good to see you, mate.
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Come on!
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Was the music too loud? Your left brake light is faulty. Oh! The old brake lights! So called because they're always breaking. I'll get that sorted out, Officer.
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Ah! You know what? It's in my wallet. And I left that at the bloody gym! Any other form of identification? No, it's all in my sports bag. That's bloody typical, isn't it? Um... I'll give you my name and address, you can run me through the old system. Go on then. It's Peter Page. 48 Bishop's Gardens, London, N2 T12.
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So, Mr. Page, what brings you to Newton Haven? Well, we're all from here. We're just back to see the sights. Have a crack at the old Golden Mile. Might get a bit messy. Well, you make sure you get that brake light fixed and you might want to do an emissions test, too.
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Pretty cool, eh, gang? So, they're not here to harm us?
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And guess what? They want us along for the ride.
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Ollie was funny, he fancied himself as a bit of a player, but really, he was all mouth. We called him O-Man because he had a birthmark on his forehead that looked like a six. He loved it.
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Are you a robot?
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It means "slave." Oh, very good, Gary.
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Go!
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I don't want to know.
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"King Gay".
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Come on!
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Peter. We gotta go. Gary's right. We gotta get to The King's Head. Exactly. What?
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It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus. That doesn't make any sense. I know it doesn't make any sense. You seriously have a problem with me not drinking, after what happened? I don't, but King Arthur does! Oh, this'll be good. What's King Arthur got to do with it? Do you honestly think that King Arthur came back from the Battle of Hastings, fucking rocked up at Arthur's Castle... Camelot. ...walked up to the bar and went, "Hello. Could I have a tap water?" No, because they didn't have running water in Arthurian times.
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Well done. Thanks a bunch. Had to go and spoil it, didn't you? Yeah, happy now?