Found 646 results
23.8s
It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus. That doesn't make any sense. I know it doesn't make any sense. You seriously have a problem with me not drinking, after what happened? I don't, but King Arthur does! Oh, this'll be good. What's King Arthur got to do with it? Do you honestly think that King Arthur came back from the Battle of Hastings, fucking rocked up at Arthur's Castle... Camelot. ...walked up to the bar and went, "Hello. Could I have a tap water?" No, because they didn't have running water in Arthurian times.
The World's End
20.9s
How much more of this do we have to endure? That was three. There's nine more. Oh, good. Fuck that. I need to eat something. We can get some food in the next pub. As long as it's reasonably healthy. This is Newton Haven. Hardly the heart of the organic revolution. I doubt it's the heart of anything. My wife wanted us to go organic, problem is, I kinda like eating shit. The next pub does shit! Keep up!
The World's End
20.3s
Do you remember? We used to come in here and listen to him talk about fucking UFOs and lizard people and underwater Nazis. Didn't he spout some bullshit about the Bermuda Triangle actually being a square? No, he said it was two isosceles triangles forming a rhombus. He was your best mate, wasn't he, Steve? No, he wasn't my best mate, Gary. He was a lonely, old guy and I felt a bit sorry for him. That's right. Basil!
The World's End