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Puck's sake, Gary, take a hint. It's all right, I'm not trying to have sex with you. Why are we in the disabled toilets then? There's something I need to tell you right now, unless you do want to have sex, in which case I'll tell you afterwards. Tell me right now. Have you noticed anything creepy about The Twins apart from the fact that they're twins? Just because they're twins doesn't automatically make them creepy. It does a little bit. You had sex with them. A, I did not, and, B, how did you know about that? A, it's a small town, B, I'm not stupid and, C, they told me. Right. Well, I did once, but I was wasted, which was creepy because it was like there was four of them. I am not proud of it. I am a bit. Is this what you wanted to tell me? No, this is...
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28.3s
I don't remember him being that friendly. He's obviously one of them. How can he be? He remembered me. We don't know what they remember. Maybe they have selective memories. Yeah, like what's his name? Me. Maybe he's one of the others. Like The Reverend. It is very hard to tell, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, is he one of them or is he one of them? Wait, wait, which ones are the thems again? Well, they're both thems, aren't they? But there's two ways of saying it. Is he one of them or is he one of them? We need different terms. One for the people who aren't robots and one for the robots who aren't robots.
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16.1s
Until 1840... Fucking hell. ...this building was the site of Newton Haven's first post office. Until an enterprising business fellow decided that far from befitting the sending and receiving of mail it was perhaps better suited as a humble taproom where a weary traveler might get Matted. Come on.
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23.8s
It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus. That doesn't make any sense. I know it doesn't make any sense. You seriously have a problem with me not drinking, after what happened? I don't, but King Arthur does! Oh, this'll be good. What's King Arthur got to do with it? Do you honestly think that King Arthur came back from the Battle of Hastings, fucking rocked up at Arthur's Castle... Camelot. ...walked up to the bar and went, "Hello. Could I have a tap water?" No, because they didn't have running water in Arthurian times.
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