And I don't wanna lose that to this colossal douchebag, Nolan Sorrento. This guy. Back to work, people. He thinks that we're all too distracted to even notice... Nolan Sorrento thinks that we won't put up a fight. Sir! Sir! This is going out live! WADE: The only thing Halliday let this guy do... -It's absolutely everywhere. -...was get him a cup of coffee. And now, we're supposed to hand him the OASIS?
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I found love.
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I found my friends. And yes, I know it's kind of a groaner, but...
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Citizens of the OASIS, I am Parzival, first to the key. I'm here talking to all of you now because our future's being threatened by people who will stop at nothing to win this contest. Some of you already know this, and you've lost much more than just your avatars or your weapons. Some have lost their freedom. Some have lost their lives.
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Bingo. Okay. "Congratulations, you are the proud owner of the Orb of Osuvox, "a 99th level magic artifact. "Read these instructions before deploying. To turn orb on, off." Off! Yes, off. "Utter spell within 10 feet of orb."
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I only came here to escape the shitty hand that life dealt me. But I stayed, like many of you, because I found something much bigger than just myself. I found a cause.
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WADE: He thinks that we won't even put up a fight! Well, I say he's wrong. I say, tell that to the gunter clans in the gold mines of Gygax. (WHISPERING) Activate the Iron Giant.
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Ask yourselves, are you willing to zero out for the OASIS? Are you willing to fight?
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And now, this. A force field around the third challenge.
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The Complete Nancy Drew, Kegel Exercises for...
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(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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(MAN YELLING) -(GRUNTS) -MAN: What? Come on!
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(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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How long does it last, this orb thing?
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The Sixers are in the final challenge. It's an Atari 2600. Are you in the Sixer war room? No, no, no. You gotta get out of there. They're playing Adventure. Adventure, of course! Created by Warren Robinett! He was the first designer to ever hide an Easter egg in-- Dude!
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More than a minute, we're still alive. This must be the right game. (ART3MIS CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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I'd say about ten... Yeah, about 10 million years, so we should be fine. (CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
