Everyone watching, if you're in the Columbus stacks, this is Parzival. My real-world name is Wade Watts, and we're gonna need your help. Aech, head for the stacks! Okay, hold on! (TIRES SCREECHING)
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F'Nale, tell me something good. I've got a drone on their tail. I'm close. NOLAN: Send me coordinates. Maybe you should leave this to me, Nolan. (LINE DISCONNECTS) Nolan? Nolan.
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Aech, what the hell's going on? Just practicing Mario Kart. What do you think? IOI's trying to kill us, man!
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What's going on, man? I can't see shit. Parzival just got the Crystal Key!
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(PANTING) Yeah, I felt those.
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The final key! It's being broadcast.
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Do you want it or not?
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Yeah, I know. Not what you were expecting, huh? Yeah, I wasn't expecting a late '30s-model postal van.
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Hey, Arty.
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ART3MIS: Oh.
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Is that her? Red hair, IOI uniform, doesn't know what planet she's on? That's her.
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Wade? Wait, I thought the Cataclyst went off. How are you still playing? Extra life, long story. Sorry I shot you. Sho? What? Do I have to wear a sign saying, "I am 11 years old, shoot me first"? No, thanks. -Dude, give me a hug. -Ninjas don't hug! All right, everybody, hold on to somethin'.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) AECH: What's goin' on out there?
