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Pete? Steven. Thank God. I had a horrible feeling I was going to be the only one here. I reckon that's not the last horrible feeling you're gonna have today, mate. This can't be happening. Can it? You said it. What the hell are we doing here? What we always did. Follow Gary King into almost certain oblivion. Hello, Steven. You all right, mate? Pete. Hi, mate. Didn't we decide to stop calling him Fearless Leader somewhere around 1992? Old habits die hard. They'll be putting that on Gary's tombstone. No, they won't. You know he'll outlive us all. That's! be funny if it wasn't true. Hang on a sec. What? I'm just trying to decide which of us is the biggest idiot for coming.
The World's End
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Until 1840... Fucking hell. ...this building was the site of Newton Haven's first post office. Until an enterprising business fellow decided that far from befitting the sending and receiving of mail it was perhaps better suited as a humble taproom where a weary traveler might get Matted. Come on.
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28.3s
I don't remember him being that friendly. He's obviously one of them. How can he be? He remembered me. We don't know what they remember. Maybe they have selective memories. Yeah, like what's his name? Me. Maybe he's one of the others. Like The Reverend. It is very hard to tell, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, is he one of them or is he one of them? Wait, wait, which ones are the thems again? Well, they're both thems, aren't they? But there's two ways of saying it. Is he one of them or is he one of them? We need different terms. One for the people who aren't robots and one for the robots who aren't robots.
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30.6s
Puck's sake, Gary, take a hint. It's all right, I'm not trying to have sex with you. Why are we in the disabled toilets then? There's something I need to tell you right now, unless you do want to have sex, in which case I'll tell you afterwards. Tell me right now. Have you noticed anything creepy about The Twins apart from the fact that they're twins? Just because they're twins doesn't automatically make them creepy. It does a little bit. You had sex with them. A, I did not, and, B, how did you know about that? A, it's a small town, B, I'm not stupid and, C, they told me. Right. Well, I did once, but I was wasted, which was creepy because it was like there was four of them. I am not proud of it. I am a bit. Is this what you wanted to tell me? No, this is...
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30s
Have you got any plans for dinner at all? Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast as we wend our way up The Golden Mile. Commencing with an inaugural tankard at The First Post, then onto The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same. All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus, The World's End. Leave a light on, good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will, in truth, be blind drunk.
The World's End
25.7s
That's a joke, right? Five guys. Twelve pubs. Fifty pints. Sixty pints. Steady on, you fucking alky. I haven't had a drink for 16 years, Gary. You must be thirsty then. We can go back, see the guys, chew the fat, it'll be just like it always was, except this time we're going to finish this thing once and for all. You have a very selective memory, Gary. Thanks. You remember the Friday nights. I remember the Monday mornings. Yeah, that's why we're going back on a Friday.
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