That's it? Yeah, that's it. Now, you just sign these papers, and the OASIS is yours. You will be its sole proprietor. That ain't so bad, is it?
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Oh, good.
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Come on.
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Yup. He's pretty great. I assume you and Shoulder Blades are clanned up. Oh, Aech? Nah. I mean, he's really good, but I don't clan. Oh, 'cause you're Parzival, as in the knight who found the Holy Grail by himself. What about you, Art3mis? Goddess of the hunt. Clans must be killing to sign you up.
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(MISSILES ARMING)
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(GIBBERING)
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Don't move!
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(WHIMPERS)
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Arty! Get to the castle! Win the third key before they do!
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(AIR HISSING) Damn, I loved that bike. Oh, Aech could... Well, he's my friend, but he could fix it for you.
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All right, you know what? I'ma go with it.
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MAN: Freeze, freeze, freeze!
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Get out of town! Buckaroo Banzai? -Huh? -I like it. I liBuckaroo Banzai. -Oh, thanks! -It's great! -Yeah! You look... -Oh. You look awesome! -Thank you. -Wow.
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That's a really cool rig. Thank you. It's a brand-new Habashaw, OIR 9400. It looks like a giant hamster ball. You know, if you came to work at IOI, you'd get one of these. I don't clan up. You'd also get your own penthouse apartment in Columbus with the highest-speed connection. In the OASIS, you'd get unlimited weapons, magic items, ships. You want the ship from Defender? You know, the kind that can just jump into hyperspace? You want the Millennium Falcon?