Clark Kent glasses. They hide your identity without changing your look.
Ready Player One
29s
So, I've been thinking. Maybe it'd be cool if we met up in the real world. No, you'd be disappointed. No, I wouldn't. I like you. You don't even know me. This isn't what I really look like. This isn't my real body, or my real face. I don't care. I wanna know your real name. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha (ART3MIS LAUGHING) ♪ Stayin' alive ♪
Ready Player One
20s
What kind of haptics you rockin'? You got the gloves and full visor, or a full body? ♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha Can you feel this? ♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha Um, yeah. I got the X1 haptic bootsuit with the microfiber crotch inlay. (LAUGHS)
Ready Player One
17.9s
MAN: ♪ Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk ♪ I'm a woman's man No time to talk ♪ Music loud and women warm ♪ I've been kicked around since I was born ♪ And now it's all right I'm okay ♪ And you may look the other way You come prepared? "Prepared"?
Ready Player One
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I don't think this is it. No scoreboard, no obstacles. -Maybe a dance challenge? -Huh? Whoa!
Ready Player One
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(MUSIC STOPS) (STAYIN' ALIPLAYING)
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My, Parzival, you did come prepared.
Ready Player One
2.2s
Old-school!
Ready Player One
1.9s
Ow! Whoa.
Ready Player One
47.4s
-Get out of here. -(GASPS) WOMAN 1: What a freak! WOMAN 2: I thought he was kind of cute. ART3MIS: Have you been here before? It's cool, right? I mean... -(PHONE RINGING) -So, what's the plan? Are you gonna kill their avatars? Zero them out? They're both here at The Distracted Globe. I can't talk. ART3MIS: The Distracted Globe was one of the first clubs Halliday created in the OASIS. That's common knowledge. But I double-checked and it turns out he started building it right after that moment you showed me. The date with Kira. Right, and she was a serious dancer. Maybe he thought he'd take her here, like on a virtual date. As if that ever works. So Halliday built it for her? But they never made it past the first date. So Halliday's the creator... Who hates his own creation. And the club is the thing he hates. And "A hidden key, a leap not taken"?
Ready Player One
5.4s
We're not clanning up or anything. Of course not. I don't clan.
Ready Player One
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But people jump off it all night long. But none of those people had the Copper Key, so when we jump off, maybe it's different. Right? WADRight.
Ready Player One
12.2s
MAN 1: Whoa, dude, is that Parzival? -MAN 2: Parzival! -Oh, my God, Parzival! Come here, man. Hey, can we get a photo? (CAMERAS CLICKING) MAN 3: Thank you so much! MAN 4: Dude, you're my hero! Hey, Parzival.
Ready Player One
13.5s
Duran Duran. No. Does it look like I'm trying too hard? Yes! Listen to yourself! You have a massive cyber crush on this girl. She's hacking your heart to get to your head.
