- Joe? - Hmm? May I kiss you? Why, yes, you can. Mmm. Thank you. You're welcome. - Joe? - Mmm. I don't know who you are. - I'm Joe. - Mm-hmm. And, uh, you're Susan. Mmm. And... I have this... weak feeling in my knees. - And is your heart beating strangely? - Yes. - Mm-hmm. - Faster. The taste of your lips and the touch of your tongue... that was wonderful. Mmm.
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Till now.
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Hello.
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Hello, Bill.
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- Good night, Dad. - Good night.
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I should go home. Mmm. Shouldn't I?
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That was the game plan right from the start. I set it up for him, and he smacks it out of the park. Ramifications for you? You'll be farting through silk. You'll sell your stock. You'll be positively, truly rich. You can stop kissing ass. What'll it feel like to be a man?
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The lack of response, Bill, is not appropriate. We are your board. We have a right to know how you are managing the operations of this company. And, most importantly, that you have not delegated someone to do it for you. Okay?
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I'm going to expose you. Okay. Go right ahead. You tell William Parrish how you betrayed him in a secret board meeting. Tell Allison how you helped her father lose his company.
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Once John Bontecou acquires Parrish Communications, he's gonna break it apart, peddle it piece by piece to the highest bidder.
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Would you like to join me and Allison and Quince for a nightcap?
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No. Not right now.
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- No. - No.
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It's not over till it's over. Please, Eddie, no "fat lady sings" stuff. I still sense some doubt in this group. We could turn it around. - You'll be up in the country? - Yeah. The big celebration of my mandatory retirement birthday. You're an honored guest, Eddie. I'm gonna stick it out here. We still have a shot. Get John's office on the phone. Tell them I'll be there in 20 minutes.
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Mandatory retirement on our chairman's 65th birthday, at which time the chairman will be named emeritus. You're welcome to attend all meetings... and will serve as international spokesman for the corporation. Plus, of course, a settlement, a golden parachute of such magnitude that his feet will never touch the ground.
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We will, of course, delay the announcement out of respect for our former chairman... until after the celebration of his birthday this weekend. Well, thanks for allowing me to save face, Drew. The other motion before us is the acceptance of John Bontecou's offer... to merge this corporation with Bontecou International.
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What did you do? - You've gotten the old man fired. - That we did. Thanks to you. He was wobbling, mind you, but you supplied the coup de gr�ce. I'm gonna put a stop to this. Quince, you can't unscramble scrambled eggs. I- I didn't mean to do this. Train's left the station, pal, and you're aboard.