Can I help you? Excuse me, can I help you? Yes. Dr. Parrish, please. She comes on at 6:00. Oh.
Meet Joe Black
23.8s
I don't like your tone, and I don't like your references. And I don't give a shit. Perhaps it's time to remind you this is not simply a dispute with a putative suitor. This is me. So be careful, Bill. Cut all that "Bill" crap out, you son of a bitch. I'll say it again. Be careful, Bill.
Meet Joe Black
16.1s
You're violating the laws of the universe. - This universe? - Any universe that exists or ever existed. You may be the pro, Joe, but I know who you are, and you're all fucked up.
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3.2s
You know what I mean, Bill?
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35.6s
Everybody wants something, Joe. You've been taking me from pillar to post here. And, uh, I thought I knew who you were, and it wasn't a lot of fun. But it was almost bearable. But now I'm getting something else from you, something very... very strange. What is it that you want? I'm only living the Parrish bywords... looking for that "ounce of excitement," that " whisper of a thrill there is no sense living your life without. "
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2.1s
Huh?
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2.4s
What do you want?
Meet Joe Black
34.8s
You walk into my life. You give me the worst news a guy can get. You have me dancing on heads of pins with my business, my family. - Now you're spooning with my daughter? - "Spooning"? Yes! And stop repeating everything I say and turning it into a question. Spooning, fooling around and God knows what. Oh, you arrive on the scene... Why you picked me I still don't understand. I chose you for your verve, your excellence... and your ability to... instruct. You've lived a first-rate life, and I find it eminently usable.
Meet Joe Black
17s
I saw you kiss Susan. Yes, I saw you see me. You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman. - I'll be the judge of that. - I'm her father. With all due respect, Bill, I'm not asking your permission. You goddamn well should!
Meet Joe Black
32.1s
But Allison loves you. How do you know? Because she knows the worst thing about me, and it's okay. What is it? No, it's not one thing. It's just an idea, Joe. It's just, um, um...
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10s
Well, um, I was this world-class loser, and she was this happy little rich girl, and for some reason she took me in.
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11.1s
- Confused, huh? - Yes. - About what? - Love. Love. Oh, man. I got problems of my own.
Meet Joe Black
6.2s
- You love Allison, don't you? - Yes, I do. How did you meet?
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5.8s
- Do you know where he is? - I don't know. Oh.
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3.8s
What's going on? Hmm?
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2.1s
Hey!
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2.2s
Thank you.
Meet Joe Black
7s
- Yes, Helen? - Telephone call, sir. - Mr. Sloane from New York. - Thank you. Excuse me.