- You're a bit late. - We can't all be everywhere at once. Little text might've been nice. I was gone for less than two hours. What happened? Okay. I know what it looks like. - But here's the good news. - Oh, here we go. The multiverse didn't collapse. - Oh, cool! - Little touch and go. But it worked out. - Great story. Did you finish the goober? - It's not a goober. It's a gizmo. Do you always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and bums me out. Don't get excited, Miguel. - It's just a prototype. - Not excited. But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. Or the last. So we're just gonna roll the dice on this? So, what you do you say, pal? Where you want to go first? Let's start at the beginning one last time. Earth '67. Whoa! What the...? I'm Spider-Man. - I need you to come with me. - Who the heck are you? I just told you... Listen. I'm from the future. - How dare you point at me! - You were pointing first. - It's rude to point. - You're being very rude. Which one pointed first? Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously. - You're pointing at me right now. - I'm not pointing. Look at your finger. I'm pointing out your pointing, which is different. You haven't seen pointing. You're accusing me of pointing while you're...!
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I'm kidding. It's Wanda. No "G." That's crazy.
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Just ironing my last shirt.
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Then venom-strike me right now. Or turn invisible on command so you can get past me.
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Everyone knows. They're talkin' 'bout me. They saw everything! He knows. She knows. They know. Wow, she's super tall. Why is he smiling? Am I the weird guy now? What am I doing? That guy's such a weirdo. How do I stop? Can they hear my thoughts?! Why are all my thoughts so loud?! Hey! I know you snuck out last night, Morales. Play dumb! Who's Morales? Not that dumb!
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Uncle Aaron! Hey! Were you scared?
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Keep sticking, Miles!
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Turn around.
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Whoa!
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Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too. A little, old shed where I keep my Spider-gear. I mean, this place is pretentious. Whoa. Dude. Was yours anything like this? Mine was like this, but take away the jeep, the plane. Imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon. I feel sad for this guy.
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Okay.
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I looked up...
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Shit!
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Cool.
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Hmm. Yeah.
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I'd like to introduce my wife Barbara. Why for? She was born in Santa Barbara, California.
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Javi!
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Come on. Come on, you did it. You're in there. Do it, do it! Stay awake! Come on! Come on, Nick!