You're not using those ear brushes to clean your mouth, are you, Mr Brown?
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Better?
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He is now.
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Awesome. Jonathan. Don't even think about it. 34 per cent of pre-breakfast accidents involve banisters. - But Paddington... - I don't care what Paddington...
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You must get a lot of strange customers in here. You don't know the half of it, love. I've had bishops, magicians, bears, contortionists. Did you say bears? Yeah. Had one in here last night, actually. Oh! How fascinating. I don't suppose you remember where you took him? - 'Fraid I can't tell you that, love. - Why not? - It's against the Cabbie's Code, innit? - The what? The Cabbie's Code! It's an oath of confidentiality we take. You know, like your doctors, your priests, your medieval knights. You do understand, don't you, love? Of course.
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But now I should like to take a look at your hat. - Oh, thank you. - Unusual colour. But it is hard to say how much of that is original and how much...
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Let me tell you about my code. When somebody doesn't give me what I want, I remove their body parts. I start with the nasal hair.
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- Oh, wait a minute. - It's very subtle. - Oh, Paddington! - The gentleman dropped his wallet!
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I'm sorry. It's just that that creature means a great deal to me. Why? Is he endangered?
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Where is he? - Mind out! - Stop!
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Marmalade? My uncle always kept a marmalade sandwich in his hat in case of emergency. You're pulling my legs off. What a splendid idea. Ooh. Now, if you look carefully, you can see your hat has been hand stitched, which suggests it is one of a kind. - Really? - Yes. Hello there.
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Did you say marmalade? - Hmm. - What happened to him? - He sneaked out in the mail van. - Yes? - I tracked him to Paddington. - Good. But then he disappeared.
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- Morning, Judy. - Hello.
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Oh. Fighting talk. OK. I'll have one.
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Now, I know you all like marmalade, but this is my sandwich.
