The two of you... all of us, acquittal after acquittal after acquittal... until the stench of it reaches so high and far into Heaven... it chokes the whole fucking lot of them.
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I'll buy you a drink when I... You'd have to start next week. All expenses, first-class travel and lodging, you and your wife. A lump-sum payment, regardless of the verdict, in the amount of...
The Devil's Advocate
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- You go, Gators. - Yeah. In the event that we all get drunk, let's front-load the ceremonial bullshit. To the best trial lawyer in Alachua County. Damn straight.
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We'll talk later, okay?
The Devil's Advocate
2.1s
What're you offering?
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Here they are. - Are you gonna be disbarred? - I don't know. - How's it feel to lose your first case? - No comment. Ain't it better to talk to them all at once? Press conference tomorrow? He ain't going to talk to you now. Eight o'clock tomorrow morning. That's it. This is the story you dreamed about. - There is no story. - Bullshit. A lawyer with a crisis of conscience? You gotta be kidding. It's huge. They're going to disbar me. Write about that. - Wait a second. Can they do that? - Not when I get through with the story. You got to give me an exclusive. This is wire service. This is 60 Minutes. This is a story that needs to be told. It's you. You're a star.
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Does my babysitter have to testify? We need her to establish the time you returned home. She doesn't have a green card, is why I ask. I would hate for her to get in trouble. Tell you what, Melissa. Let's talk to her first. See where she stands and take it from there. I'll make sure Melissa gets down to the car. - Thanks, Pam. - Mr. Cullen didn't kill those people. I know him. He's a difficult man, but he couldn't kill anyone. That's why we're all working so hard.
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There's this beautiful girl, just fucked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, trying to walk... she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army that just fucked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
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2.6s
You're going to leave me, aren't you?
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Okay.
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2s
Not too big...
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10.1s
You've polished his knob three times a week for six months. - You don't know if he has foreskin? - I've had enough of your fucking game! Why don't you take your questions and shove them up your ass?
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- I love it. - Love it all you want. Just don't repeat it. I'm not sure the Florida Bar Association would appreciate it. My lips are sealed. You don't really want to go back to Florida, do you?
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2s
"...to convict him of murder?"
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Jesus Christ.
The Devil's Advocate
2s
We've never met.
The Devil's Advocate
16.1s
- You don't know about Weaver? - Sorry. How nice for you. Grab your coat. The night is young. We're going to the Garden. Ringside. Title fight. Roy Jones Jr. - I'd have to call Mary Ann. - Do it on the way.