It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar...
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Come on!
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He's dead? What you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon... ...was a short dead dude. Yeah. You totally blew it, dude. - Ted, stand up. - Stand up? Yes, son. Stand up. Now... Who was Joan of Arc? Noah's wife.
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The number you have dialed is not in service at this time. Please check your directory and dial again. Party on, dude.
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You know your topics.
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While I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant... ...the truth is, Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band... ...until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Yes, but I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen... ...until we have a triumphant video. It's pointless to have a triumphant video... ...before we even have decent instruments. How could we have decent instruments if we don't know how to play? That is why we need Eddie Van Halen! And that is why we need a triumphant video. Excellent! - We're late! - For what? - For school, dude! - Yeah.
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Mr. Ryan... Before you say anything, my distinguished colleague, Ted, and I... ...wish to express to you our thanks... ...for all the things we have learned in your class. And what have you learned? We've learned that the world has a great history. Yes. And that thanks to great leaders such as... ...Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc... ...and Socratic Method... ...the world is full of history.
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- Understand? - Yes, sir.
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Okay.
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I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire! And I'm Ted... Hold on. Bill, here, you take it. Okay. - And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan. - Yeah! And we're Wyld Stallyns!
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So I would suggest you at least cover those areas...
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...guys, I have no choice but to flunk the both of you.
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- Smell it, dude. - Let's bail.
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Bill, I'm waiting.
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- Your stepmom is cute. - Shut up. Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
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- Hi, Bill. Want a ride? - Sure, Missy. I mean, Mom.