A demon just attacked me, right out in the open on Figueroa. They don't like you, John. How many have you deported back to hell? Not some angry half-breed, Midnite. A full-fledged demon, here, on our plane. Clearly I do not have to remind you that is impossible. And yesterday I saw a soldier demon trying to chew its way out through a little girl. Listen, John, demons stay in hell, angels in heaven... The great detente of the original superpowers. Thanks for the history lesson, Midnite. You've been a tremendous help. Now...
Constantine
13.5s
I see now. Your health is bad for other reasons. How long? A few months, maybe a year. I thought I heard thunder last night. Must have been Satan's stomach growling.
Constantine
9s
Perhaps peddling forgeries has ended up being bad for your health. Midnite, Jesus... I thought the thing was authentic.
Constantine
6.2s
Well, I am most certain you did not come here for a sympathetic shoulder to cry on.
Constantine
5.4s
You're the one soul he'd come up here himself to collect. So I've heard.
Constantine
3.4s
- You have news. Yes. - Yes, I spoke with the bishop.
Constantine
3.4s
No, I'm out of that now. I've been too busy.
Constantine
2.1s
- Father. - Hi.
Constantine
1.8s
Two frogs on a bench.
Constantine
4.1s
If I can get...? It's a bear, though, right? Or two ducks in a cloud?
Constantine
24.7s
I know where you're going, John. You're going to Midnite's. You're supposed to wait in the cab. It's a haven for those who rise and fall. I remember reading about this, John. - You read too much, kid. It's a bar. - It's a bar? It's a bar. Papa Midnite is a crusader for good. He swore the oath of neutrality. - John, the man's a legend. - Yeah. Can you please get me into this bar, John, please? I'm begging you, John, please?
Constantine
4.1s
Should've minded your own business, exorcist.
Constantine
5s
- Sure, you can get in. - I can get in? If you can get in.
Constantine
1m14s
Hello? Hello. Hello? Hey. Hey, buddy, got a light?
Constantine
1.8s
Dodson.
Constantine
5s
Of course it is. Rat in a dress. I'm just testing. I'm just testing.
Constantine
2.1s
Rat in a dress.
Constantine
8.3s
Two frogs on a bench. No, no, I'm with the guy you just... John! John! I'm with him, though.