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I'm glad everybody dropped by. You must be wondering why I didn't call you here. I'll tell you why I'm here. "The Time Traveler's Wife's" husband... beat me within an inch of my life. He was torturing me! But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. So, I'm here to help us gear up. So we can go after him without me. WADE: No! I'm doing this alone. The Juggernaut will kill you all. Fair enough. WADE: I just need a couple of hours to get some legs under me. What will you do? WADE: I don't care what the kid did to me. I ain't letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. It's really just a sip of tea at this point. Zip it, black Black Widow! I'm flowing. The first order of business is to get me in front of Cable... so I can pull all the fucking blood out of his body... and fashion his bones into holiday jewelry. Then, I'm gonna take his skin... and stretch it out over a homemade mating drum.
Deadpool 2
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[MUMBLES] You came for me. I'm not giving up on you, and you are not giving up on that boy. Who says that rules aren't meant to be broken? It's time to fight dirty. Time to sweep the leg, Johnny. Hey! Pick on someone your own size! That's such a you thing to say! Go get him, tiger! Big CGI fight coming up!
Deadpool 2
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[MUSIC STOPS] You're still using my Velcro labels. Aw. They do stick better than tape. Hi, Wade! Please don't. Say whatever it is you're here to say. Make it quick. Right. Quick. It's the kid. Just like you, I let him down. And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him... because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! [GASPS] The Juggernaut! Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever... And hi, Yukio! That was really nice of you to say hi... so I'm saying hi back. You guys make a super cute couple. Yeah. Where was I? Oh, yeah. You should never meet your heroes... because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! And like a lot of dicks, he's hard as a rock... and causes nothing but problems! Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. I know you can. Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? I would be disgraced. You are a criminal, a fugitive. But worst of all... you broke my heart, Wade. Then you know what? Your heart's in the wrong place, big guy. Doing the right thing is sometimes messy... and fucked up, and not particularly convenient! So stay here in Chateau de Virgin... while we go get our fuck on!
Deadpool 2