Oh... That's just the most beautiful thing that I've... I don't know what this is. My IUD. A bomb? No, dick for brains. My birth control device. What, you mean that your... Baby factory's open for business. Oh, my God! [BOX CLATTERS] [VANESSA LAUGHS] Oh, my God! I want a boy! Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other! Oh! And I want our kid to have only one name.
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In the sky. You're my Tom Cruise! DEADPOOL: And you're my Kristen Dunst! Kristen? Kirsten?
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1.5s
[BREATHING HEAVILY] [ALARM BLARING]
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I could get used to this X-Man shit. NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Trainee! DEADPOOL: Trainee! OFFICER: Get a power restraint on him. Now! DEADPOOL: Calm down, squirt. It's over. We got ya.
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12.8s
[RUSSELL EXHALES] RUSSELL: I know it's in there, I just need to get it out. Oh, Jesus Christ. I can hear you rummaging around in there. Do they make Purell for your ears? [SIREN WAILING]
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I got one for you, too.
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Like Cher or Todd. You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy. Yes, I do. Let's watch some porn and show that bed who's boss. Let's do that.
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19s
I'm gonna go make dessert. You get the strap-on. Let's make a super baby. Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. VANESSA: What about Krystal? But with a "K"? [TIMER TICKING] It's too stripper-y. Kevin with a "K"! No, too stripper-y, too.
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Happy anniversary, baby. Open, open, open.
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8.6s
Uh, Earl! [IN SLOW MOTION] He's gonna go straight to jail if we name him Earl. What about Bruce?
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1.8s
Open yours. All right, all right.
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It's pretty fucking awesome over here. I can have anything I want. Can every day be International Women's Day? It is heaven. I love you.
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[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
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3s
I've always seen myself as more of an East Coast Hufflepuff.
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2s
[GROANS]
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1.8s
Make friends with someone.
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8.5s
I don't have a sock puppet on me... but what did he do to you? Did he taste the rainbow? I'd whisper it, but Skittles would sue us.
