RUSSELL: You're a long way from your superpowers. Yeah. Just a touch of cancer. Not to worry, we're old friends. Fuck! I wanted to be a superhero. Always wanted a real super suit. [SIGHS] What happened? When was the last time you saw a plus-sized superhero?
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Tell me they got that in slow motion.
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But that isn't Russell. It doesn't have to be him. If you knew what I knew... Yeah, he's got anger issues... maybe a small learning disability... splash of diabetes... but nothing that can't be fixed. If you could go back... and stop the people that took your girl, would you?
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Why are you protecting the kid? [LAUGHS] I don't give a fuck about him... and his Are You My Mother? complex!
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No, sir.
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[MUMBLES] You came for me. I'm not giving up on you, and you are not giving up on that boy. Who says that rules aren't meant to be broken? It's time to fight dirty. Time to sweep the leg, Johnny. Hey! Pick on someone your own size! That's such a you thing to say! Go get him, tiger! Big CGI fight coming up!
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Ooh!
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DOMINO: Okay, I'm over the convoy. Where did the rest of the team land? Good news and bad news. Bad news is the whole team is dead. The good news is, I don't think anyone's gonna miss Shatterstar. He was a bit of a prick. Oh, but Paul! DOMINO: Peter! Peter, I'm gonna miss him most. But there is a slight chance Vanisher could make it. [PEOPLE EXCLAIMING] Nope, no chance. He's dead. DOMINO: The whole team? Only the main ones. We're still good. Fuck, you are dumb. Whoever planned this stunt's been smoking a lot jazz cabbage. I'll tell you that much. That's pretty obvious! Looking good, Vanisher.
