[WADE COUGHS] What was that? [CLEARS THROAT] That is the biggest guy in here. Fun fact about the Ice Box... though no one's ever seen it, they keep a monster in the basement. Right next to a huge, steaming bowl of foreshadowing.
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Oh, shit. It's Cable. 12 o'clock. DEADPOOL: Okay. New plan. Use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable from killing that kid. I'm coming up on your six.
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MAN: Knock, knock.
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I've made a critical error on my Airbnb reservation. This is not what the website looked like at all.
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OLDER RUSSELL: Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand.
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Something to remember you by. Give me that back! That goes with me everywhere. Like the memory of your fucking fanny pack!
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[BEEPING RAPIDLY]
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Bye, Wade! Now, some ground rules while under our roof. "Rule number one. No killing... "anyone ever, no matter how bad. "Rule two. Label everything in refrigerator." Wade? Wade? Don't try to chase me. Wade! I'm not ready to be touched again. All these old guys on the wall. Who lives here, Calista Flockhart?
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It's pretty fucking awesome over here. I can have anything I want. Can every day be International Women's Day? It is heaven. I love you.
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The bear. It worked.
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[ALARM RINGING]
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[CONTINUES GROANING]
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[FARTING ]
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Look, I get it.
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WADE: Your crazy matches my crazy. VANESSA: I will never, ever let our child be named Todd. WADE: Skee-Ball token. You're a lot smarter than I look.
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Russell. Russell!
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Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine. You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. According to the...
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I'd ask who you are, but you'll be dead in a second. I'm Domino, and doubtful. [BOTH GRUNTING]
