Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. What in the fuck knuckles is this? She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. I like this guy. Give him a chance. It's great seeing you like this. [LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] Yeah.
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[SIGHS]
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Showtime, mama! Lady Luck, take the wheel.
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Whoo! Do not go in there!
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Fucker hates mutants. He tried to beat the genes out of us. Nothing worse than a "pray the gay away" type guy.
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[COUGHS] I'm about to do something terrible.
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He's not here, is he? He may be running late.
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[GASPS]
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[GROANS] That gun is amazing!
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[SHOUTING] [CHOKING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Oh. That's got some zip.
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[RUSSELL EXHALES] RUSSELL: I know it's in there, I just need to get it out. Oh, Jesus Christ. I can hear you rummaging around in there. Do they make Purell for your ears? [SIREN WAILING]
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[GRUNTING] Oh! Really? All right, we could do this with four. Sugarbear. You got this, buddy! That's the stuff! That's the X-Force spirit!
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[ONLY TIMEPLAYING]
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[MOUTHS] Fuck this!
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I can't protect you. [COUGHS] With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye. Now, if you'll excuse me... [COUGHS] I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits. I'll start by making us a shank. Good listening. I stole that guard's pen... and stashed it in the old prison wallet, if you know what I'm saying. I really hope I don't know what you're saying.
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Fuck superheroes. The thing that pisses me off the most... I never stood up for myself in there.