[VANESSA MOANS] I'm gonna shower and get out of this suit. Don't you want your surprise? Do I look like a patient burn victim?
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You sacrificed yourself for me.
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[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
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How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is... Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. Never heard of him. Why do you think I'm helping him? The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? A good day. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! That was probably a bad idea. What have we done?
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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Oh. Wow! Cool your pits. They're growing back. I'm talking about your face. I've never seen you without your mask before. Jesus Christ! Looks like an avocado. DOMINO: Your legs, though, they're cute. You wanna borrow a pair of pants?
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[HONKING]
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May. Connor, if it's a boy. May, if it's a girl.
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Psst!
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Tell me they got that in slow motion.
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Where the hell are we going? DEADPOOL: You said it yourself. Nothing can stop the Juggernaut. We need backup. I will bathe in the blood of your enemies. [BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
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[GUNS COCKING]
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[TIRES SCREECHING] [CRASHING] I'm gonna miss him. He seemed great. Whoo! Courage, motherfuckers! And karma, motherfucker. DEADPOOL: I could hear you coming the last 30 seconds. I could barely keep a straight face. [LAUGHS] I want some more. I bet you do, Brown Panther. We should leave before Fuckernaut wakes up. Good call. You guys coming with us? No, we'll get the kids back to the mansion. Besides, we're X-Men. No, you're X-People. You're exhausting. I see what you did there. Puns. Our door's always open. That's kind, but I'm not ready to date again. Let alone two women.
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Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand.
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I think we may have found your cosmic reason for being here. I'm pretty sure this isn't it. DEADPOOL: X-Force.
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Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. What in the fuck knuckles is this? She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. I like this guy. Give him a chance. It's great seeing you like this. [LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] Yeah.