Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that. I just have a few final words. [EXHALES]
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But here's the thing, isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father... and then have consensual sex with their sister? I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. Baby, that's Empire. The point is, kids... they give us a chance to be better than we are.
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Nice! Right?
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Well, I guess we found something you're not better at.
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Hi, there!
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Tomorrow, we'll find the biggest guy in here... and we'll make him our bitch! [RUMBLING]
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That gun is amazing! [GRUNTS] [TIRES SCREECHING]
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Doms! Doms, get me out of here, please. Use my arms as backpack straps.
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Peter. PETER: I got you, buddy! You're gonna be fine! This is not good, man! You got this, big guy! Here we go, Peter! Look at me. We're X-Force, right? Yeah, we're X-Force. We're X-Force.
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No. Get down. What? [GUN FIRES]
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He wasn't too happy about that.
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[GRUNTS] [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] [GROANING]
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He was trying to hurt me... and he knew exactly how to do it.
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Uh, Earl! [IN SLOW MOTION] He's gonna go straight to jail if we name him Earl. What about Bruce?