Russell! You don't need to do this! Let's talk! Why are you dressed like the Unabomber? [YELLING]
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No. I'd buy them all a bouquet of hand jobs. Of course I fucking would!
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I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up.
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Blessed are the wicked... who are healed... by my hand.
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Ness, can you let me in? Please! Please.
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[CHILDREN CHEERING]
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Am I getting catfished here or...? Any powers you wanna tell us about? PETER: No. I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad. No superpowers at all? Uh, I have both Type 1 and 2 Diabetes. Ow! Oh! That's all the diabetes. Right? Yeah, you got 'em all. If you find a Type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in. Yeah. Fuck!
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The name's Cable. I'm from the future. Just walk away. Oh! So, you're from the future. I have three questions then. One, is dubstep still a thing? Two, do people still homebrew? And three, does Dopinder ever find love?
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[SIGHS] Maximum effort. [IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME CONTINUES PLAYING]
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Vanisher. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see.
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[HONKING]
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[GROWLS]
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But, hey.
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Look.
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Hey.
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Hang the laundry out at 1,300 feet... intercept the convoy, and grab the boy. Let's bring on the carnage, baby! Get me on the ground, watch me go! ALL: Yeah! [ALL WHOOPING] I can't wait to kill! Hey! Hey! Hey! I just wanna say how proud I am of this team. You know, you guys look amazing! Vanisher, I have no doubt you look amazing too. This is the family that I've always dreamed of having and I...
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We're getting close! As a former X-Man... Trainee. Thank you, Bedlam. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. X-Men! Men! The point is, our group will be forward thinking. Gender neutral. From now on, we'll be known as... X-Force. Isn't that a little derivative? I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter! That wasn't me.