Relax. I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. It's a goddamn fanny pack... and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
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I know what you're thinking. Why don't the kids just run? Who would choose to stay in such a place? You stay because... deep down inside, you know you're unfit to leave.
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Wait! He hasn't killed anyone yet! What more do you need to see? Don't you fucking dare! He's just a kid! Tick, tock. Meter's running!
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I don't know much about this Cable fella... but I guarantee he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has.
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Now, I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. I believe him! Every man for themselves!
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Don't feel bad. Even I can't kill me.
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VANESSA: Your F-word.
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[GROANING]
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[GROANS] Rub my legs, Mama. Why would I rub your legs? Please, they hurt. I have growing pains. [BLIND AL SIGHS]
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DEADPOOL: Oh, my God. Did you feel that, too? Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
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A lot. And for the first time in a long while... I like me.
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[GRUNTS] [BOTH GRUNTING] [BONE CRACKS] [SCREAMS]
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[PANTING] Those bullets were, like, super fast.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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RUSSELL: Say it!
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[GROANING]
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5 years old. That's what? A bee sting. Oh, yeah. 20 years old, shrapnel. 40 years old, disease. Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man. Yeah, getting old's not for sissies. That's what my Grandma Ginny used to... I've got a list.
