Go on, you're doing it! My beautiful, hairless, Twizzler-legged baby boy.
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[INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING]
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What in the... Why is your hand so tiny again? That's not my hand. Oh! Mary, mother of Joseph! That was nice for me. [DOOR OPENS] Wade! I heard what happened with the convoy and... [GASPS]
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We got no brakes! [STRAINING] Figure it out!
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Hey, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. I liked you better with your hair short. Think everyone did.
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Listen to me! Go!
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Ness?
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[GRUNTS] Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck! [GROANS] That is so not practical. [GRUNTS] [GASPS]
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[WIND HOWLING]
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[WADE GRUNTS] [GROANS]
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[VANESSA MOANS] I'm gonna shower and get out of this suit. Don't you want your surprise? Do I look like a patient burn victim?
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Woodpecker. Gingivitis.
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[GRUNTS]
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But I wouldn't kill a kid. I'm not asking you to kill a kid! I'll kill the kid. I'm asking you to save hundreds of other kids. Russell's gonna burn down that orphanage. And I can imagine your dead girlfriend... would want you to do the right thing, wouldn't she?
