And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving... DEADPOOL: Scatter! REPORTER: ...with what appears to be a trainee. DEADPOOL: Everyone, calm down! The pros are here. I... We're the X-Men! A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s. So, respect. At ease, Officer.
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[ALL SCREAMING] Oh, shit! That fucking does it! Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head! Now! Wade! What was first rule? Label everything in the refrigerator! Do not escalate! Rules are meant to be broken! COLOSSUS: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
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Fuck! Fine! I'll start from the beginning. My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man. Trainee! Shut it!
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[SCREAMING]
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[RUSSELL GRUNTS] Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! Okay, let's not do whatever that is. Okay? Let's just talk! It's Russell, right? Firefist.Firefist. Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn? Just the fist, or all the way up to the elbow?
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[GROANS] WADE: Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never.
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[GRUNTS]
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RUSSELL: You wanna die? DEADPOOL: This kid's adorable. I don't know why I packed the hollow points. I'll burn your balls off! First day. [CHUCKLING] I'm so nervous! Did you just say "hollow points"? Yeah, probably should've brought a Super Soaker. [LAUGHS]
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[WADE COUGHS] Well, hello there, new fish. It's nice to see some fresh faces around here. [COUGHS] I've done some light catalog work... but, really, modeling is just a stepping stone to acting. I was talking to him.Oh. Have we met? I can't place your mustache. Black Tom Cassidy. White Wade Wilson. What's your superpower? Cultural appropriation? You're supposed to be the toughest cunt in here. You don't look like much to me. First rule of the yard, fuckface... find the biggest guy and make him your... [GROANS] [INMATES EXCLAIM]
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JUGGERNAUT: Beat it, midget!
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[DOMINO GRUNTING]
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But...
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Number one, I'm gonna bend something. Something that was not meant to bend. I'm gonna stop you right there because I'm not gonna make it to two. I won't even make it to one. I don't do well with pain, you know. If I stub my toe, I'm done for the day. I cried when they canceled Felicity. When I get really scared, I get nervous erections. I have one right now. Don't look. It'll only make it worse. I don't want you to hurt me, and I'll tell you anything you wanna know. Except for where they are. Russell's in a convoy heading southbound on Gerry Duggan Parkway. The monster's with them. I wouldn't fuck with him. DEADPOOL: You all know the plan. Intercept the convoy, grab the boy. But not inappropriately! WEASEL: You know what, I wouldn't fuck with Deadpool either. Because he's built a team. He's unstoppable. He has an ass pen. He'll stab you with it. Watch out for this guy, Cable! He's very short, 5'11". Not like in the comics. And if we succeed, we all go home early. WEASEL: So if you go after them, Cable, I warn you... there's a wind advisory in effect.
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[CROWD EXCLAIMS] [CHUCKLES] Definitely all the way up to the elbow. Come quietly, or there will be trouble. You stole that from Robocop! That's from Robocop! Just stand down! You're embarrassing me. Look, Fire... [LAUGHS] Oh, my God! I can't say it! I'm so sorry! [GRUNTS]