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Russell. Russell, you're okay! Oh, thank God. Oh, my God! Juggernaut! [GASPS] I thought that was you! I should've worn my white pants. You probably get this a lot, but I am a huge fan. Uncanny X-Men183. Thor411. X-Men Unlimited12. You know, it has always been a dream of mine... to see my face reflected in your helmet... as you charge at me with murderous intent. I don't mean right now. I'm gonna rip you in half now. [LAUGHS] That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. [DEADPOOL SCREAMING]
Deadpool 2
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That's exactly what she meant. Your heart needs to be in the right place. I'm not gonna abandon this kid. He's never had anyone, ever. I need to be selfless. Yeah, but what does that mean? It means I'm gonna save Russell. Maybe I couldn't save Vanessa... but maybe I can save a robust teenager from New Zealand. Yeah, but what I mean is, like, the world "selfless." I literally don't know what that means. Jesus Christ. Okay, look. According to my guy, okay... those muties are being transferred to a supermax, 80 miles away. Great, I'll pick 'em off along the way. Hold your testicles there, buddy, okay? We're talking about an armored convoy... and a vicious super soldier from the future... that is looking to turn your skull into a fuckable ashtray. You know what we need to do? We need to build a fucking team. We need 'em tough, morally flexible... and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10 to 12 years. A team of highly-skilled motherfuckers. I'm talking about some Ocean's 14shit. Rogue Two. John Wick 3,but with the original director. DOPINDER: My body is an instrument of death. Not now, Dopinder. I could be of great use. What's your superpower? Courage. That's adorable. Do you have the courage to check and see... if there are enough sanitary napkins in the dispenser? Yes, sir. I'm sorry you had to see that, although I'm glad you heard it. All right, I'll put out a call for resumes. But we're not paying medical or dental. It's time to get back on LinkedIn.
Deadpool 2
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We're getting close! As a former X-Man... Trainee. Thank you, Bedlam. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. X-Men! Men! The point is, our group will be forward thinking. Gender neutral. From now on, we'll be known as... X-Force. Isn't that a little derivative? I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter! That wasn't me.
Deadpool 2
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That's okay. Let me see here. Oh, God. That's why you're such a little bastard. No one's ever changed you. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? God, it smells like Hitler's anus... which would makes sense, wouldn't it? Yeah. I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this... so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick... and then I'm gonna come back with my friend, Cable. He loves killing kids.
Deadpool 2