REPORTER: [ON TV] And to update you on the story reported earlier, after a lengthy standoff outside the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation... two mutants were arrested and transported to the Ice Box... AUTOMATED VOICE: Entering repair mode.
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I had so much fun! You were like... [GRUNTS] And I was like, "Take a seat, shit dick." Just let me die in peace. [GRUNTS] We make a great team! Oh, God! We're not a team. [COUGHING] Why'd you say that back there? We're friends, partners. We're not partners or friends.
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Wonderful kid. RUSSELL: You can't stop me, Wade! [DEADPOOL GROANS]
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Boy howdy. Hi. This is a toughie. [BABY CRYING] Yeesh. Oh, yes. You're already practicing your salute, huh? Yes, you are. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? Jesus Christ! This is so much harder than I thought. Oh, I'm going to hell. That makes two of us. You can do this. [CLICKS TONGUE] This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. All right.
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Stop, stop, stop! Stop!
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Sick piece of shit.
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[WHEEZING]
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Not working out at all. Masking tape. It is no friend to chilled aluminum.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GROANING]
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Anyone but me.
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[GUNSHOT]
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People think you wake up a hero... brush your teeth a hero... ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. [SPEAKS RUSSIAN] But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments! A few moments... doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. [GROANS] No!
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Wait! He hasn't killed anyone yet! What more do you need to see? Don't you fucking dare! He's just a kid! Tick, tock. Meter's running!
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All right? There's one out there for you. [COUGHS] Just keep looking, okay?
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WADE: Why? VANESSA: You'll find out.
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And we can make the whole world our bitch.
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You remind me of my wife. I'm sorry. I said, "You remind me of my wife." No, I'm sorry that you said that... while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. CABLE: She always struggled. But she was funny... and filtered her pain through the prism of humor. Something I could never master.
