MAN: [ON RADIO] Over and over, I hear people say, "I just don't have enough confidence." Listen, confidence is not something you have. It's something you create. [LAUGHS] And you can create it at any moment in time. A sense of confidence is nothing but a sense of power within yourself... a sense of certainty that you can pull something off. DEADPOOL: Start the fucking car! Dopinder! Start the fucking car!
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DEADPOOL: My world tour brought me home to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov. But we'll get to him in a moment. 'Cause I know what you're thinking. "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." But that's where you'd be wrong. That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now... and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. True story. And every good family film starts with a vicious murder. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. [CHUCKLING] Holy shit pickles! That guy's on fire. That's not CGI, folks. He's actually on fire. Yeah. You know I get paid to take out bad guys, right? But this guy? He was one of the worst of 'em.
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I got your back. Oh, my God. You're sick, I gotta protect you. Just leave me alone, kid. [MAN WHISTLING]
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Codswallop. Do You Want to Build a Snowman?
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[IMITATES BIRD CALL] [SOFTLY] No, that's stupid, Russell. Idiot.
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Is this heaven?
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I am so sorry.
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Better than we used to be. You're a lot smarter than I look.
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Skee-Ball token. Our first date. Yup. That's genuine, high-grade lead.
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[SIGHS]
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My pile of shit father took off and bailed. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. Hey. Look at me. You are not your father. Besides... I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.
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♪ Papa... ♪ ♪ Can you hear me? ♪ ♪ Papa, can you see me? ♪ Does this song sound familiar to you?
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[CHUCKLES] So weird. [LAUGHS] Family was always an F-word to me.
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Baldilocks? Jared Kushner?
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[GROANS] Oh, God, that hurt. Suck it, Mel Gibson.
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What is it? What's wrong?
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Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that. I just have a few final words. [EXHALES]