[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] WADE: In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. InCool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. InHuman Centipede, it was when those people... signed on to be in that movie. But in this film, well... you're looking at it. GUARD: On your fucking knees, mutant.
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Something to remember you by. Give me that back! That goes with me everywhere. Like the memory of your fucking fanny pack!
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Why are you protecting the kid? [LAUGHS] I don't give a fuck about him... and his Are You My Mother? complex!
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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[GASPS]
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Ooh!
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We can take it from here. Take me to the Ice Box, please! Anywhere's better than here. DEADPOOL: Believe me, son, you do not wanna go to the Ice Box. That place makes Hitler's anus look like Waikiki. Let's get you inside, young man. No, wait, wait. Wait. You guys stay there.
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[DEVICE WHIRRS] What's that do? Power-dampening collar. Shuts down all mutant abilities. You can't get it off. Unless you've got a grenade. Huh. Could've used one of those in the first act. HEADMASTER: Thank you!
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Russell. Russell!
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Russ, where are ya?
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Oh.[NECK SNAPS]
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DEADPOOL: Peter! Whoo! X-Force! Walk away! Just walk away! But we're X-Force! Nope! We're not. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives... to keep Josh Brolin employed. It doesn't exist. All right, well, this has been pretty scary! And I need to feed my cat! Go home, Sugarbear. Go home. Okay. Will you give Domino my email?
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But that isn't Russell. It doesn't have to be him. If you knew what I knew... Yeah, he's got anger issues... maybe a small learning disability... splash of diabetes... but nothing that can't be fixed. If you could go back... and stop the people that took your girl, would you?
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But I wouldn't kill a kid. I'm not asking you to kill a kid! I'll kill the kid. I'm asking you to save hundreds of other kids. Russell's gonna burn down that orphanage. And I can imagine your dead girlfriend... would want you to do the right thing, wouldn't she?
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Chrome Bone. I haven't always been the best friend to you. But you've always been that to me. So thank you.
