That's exactly what she meant. Your heart needs to be in the right place. I'm not gonna abandon this kid. He's never had anyone, ever. I need to be selfless. Yeah, but what does that mean? It means I'm gonna save Russell. Maybe I couldn't save Vanessa... but maybe I can save a robust teenager from New Zealand. Yeah, but what I mean is, like, the world "selfless." I literally don't know what that means. Jesus Christ. Okay, look. According to my guy, okay... those muties are being transferred to a supermax, 80 miles away. Great, I'll pick 'em off along the way. Hold your testicles there, buddy, okay? We're talking about an armored convoy... and a vicious super soldier from the future... that is looking to turn your skull into a fuckable ashtray. You know what we need to do? We need to build a fucking team. We need 'em tough, morally flexible... and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10 to 12 years. A team of highly-skilled motherfuckers. I'm talking about some Ocean's 14shit. Rogue Two. John Wick 3,but with the original director. DOPINDER: My body is an instrument of death. Not now, Dopinder. I could be of great use. What's your superpower? Courage. That's adorable. Do you have the courage to check and see... if there are enough sanitary napkins in the dispenser? Yes, sir. I'm sorry you had to see that, although I'm glad you heard it. All right, I'll put out a call for resumes. But we're not paying medical or dental. It's time to get back on LinkedIn.
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Hang the laundry out at 1,300 feet... intercept the convoy, and grab the boy. Let's bring on the carnage, baby! Get me on the ground, watch me go! ALL: Yeah! [ALL WHOOPING] I can't wait to kill! Hey! Hey! Hey! I just wanna say how proud I am of this team. You know, you guys look amazing! Vanisher, I have no doubt you look amazing too. This is the family that I've always dreamed of having and I...
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You might wanna start talking! 'Cause I got a long history of firing at times like this!
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[BLACK TOM GROANS] [DEADPOOL GASPS] You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!
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What did I do to piss off a grumpy old fucker with a Winter Soldier arm?
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Vanisher. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see.
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He's standing right behind you, isn't he?
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What's this one do?
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[GIRL SINGING]
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That's okay. Let me see here. Oh, God. That's why you're such a little bastard. No one's ever changed you. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? God, it smells like Hitler's anus... which would makes sense, wouldn't it? Yeah. I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this... so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick... and then I'm gonna come back with my friend, Cable. He loves killing kids.
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These restraints are pretty... People think they understand pain. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.
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CABLE: Oh, no. You're doing amazing. [GROWLS] Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! Go home, Wade! You're ruining everything!
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They will not replace us. What do you say we go fuck some shit up? "Let's fuck some shit up" is my legal middle name.