What I have in my hand right now is your first down payment for your car.
The Man from Toronto
31.6s
[gunshot sound effect] Yeah! Way to go, guys. Welcome. Welcome to Teddybox. I, of course, am Teddy Jackson, and guess what? Here, the only opponent is yourself. Don't you forget it. We're brick-and-mortar now, guys, which means things are changing. They're getting bigger and better! And we're bringing you one online class per week! That means I can talk to you guys live. And today, we got our first ever online call. Uh, calling all the way from Toronto. Um, okay. [laughs] Talk to me.
The Man from Toronto
13.2s
Well, thank you for a delicious meal, man. We, uh, we appreciate it, and we'll get the next one. [chuckles] -I got good news. Babe, give me a sec. -Of course. -You, come here. -Yeah. Come here. You ready for this one?
The Man from Toronto
9.5s
That's graphic. That's… That's a lot, sir. I wanna remind you that we're live. We got about 8,000 viewers in here right now, not to mention kids. -So we keep-- -I miss her.
The Man from Toronto
3.3s
Quite sure you miss her for good reason, sir. Whoever she is.
The Man from Toronto
8.4s
I took the liberty of making you a partner in my online gym. Big moment for us. I'm celebrating, which means I'm gonna let you celebrate too.
The Man from Toronto
6.1s
That's not good at all. -That is-- -Police! [screams] [officer on radio] Suspect apprehended.
The Man from Toronto
6.1s
Ow! I can't believe you actually did it! [upbeat music playing] [bell ringing]
The Man from Toronto
5.7s
Is that a one or a seven? -That's a one. Yeah. -Hmm. I want Debora back.
The Man from Toronto
10.7s
What have you got so far? [Handler] Well, so far they have P, A, S, and S. He's toying with us. [beeping] It'd be rude not to play along.
The Man from Toronto
3s
[whispering] There's a guy standing outside the door.
The Man from Toronto
5.2s
After witnessing his grandfather being eaten alive by a bear, he was left an orphan.
The Man from Toronto
7.4s
[Teddy] Help! [screams] I'm gonna die, man! Oh God! Oh my God! Hold on!
The Man from Toronto
3.6s
[unzips] -[urinating loudly] -[Teddy] Oh! Damn.
The Man from Toronto
1.2s
Arms here.
The Man from Toronto
5.1s
[glass shattering] -Federal agents! Everybody on the ground! -On the floor! Don't move!
The Man from Toronto
21.8s
[automated voice] All employees exit the building. -Which button? -I don't know. I got handles in my house, not buttons. -Just press the buttons. -[automated voice]Â Activating boiler. -[Teddy] Shit. -[Toronto] Please. Looks like you lost your edge somewhere in Minnesota, huh? [alarm buzzing steadily] You know, there is nothing sadder than a hard man gone soft. Why don't you let him go? You got me. Okay.
The Man from Toronto
6.2s
-Teddy! What are you doing, man? -Get up. Henry, tell everybody to get out of here! Go! -Give me that money! -[gunshots]
