-You know, l do have a girlfriend. -l know. She's a human woman, and we've done it. Maybe just don't talk about her so much at work. lt's just gonna make those guys jealous. You know, not only are you their boss, but you also have a hot girlfriend. -Yeah. -You know? -lt's too much. l hate you. -Yeah. -Have a good day. -You, too!
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You gonna get a back tattoo and some skinny jeans? Funds are a little tight, but... lt feels good to be free.
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Chief technical officer, lead systems engineer. Yeah, well, l'm the only one who knows how to hack the security panel, so suck my dick. Nice. Okay. What are you working on? lt's too complicated to explain.
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Great. That was fast.
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Hey, it's a couple days before Christmas. Let's just try to keep it positive till then, okay? -We're totally positive. -No, we're all about... Totally positive that he is full of shit.
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You got to stop. When I say H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! When I say H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! And when she says H, you say R -H! H! -R! R! Yeah!
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Make some noise!
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Fine! Then this meeting is canceled!
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If y'aII want to party Iike we do If y'aII want to party Iike us Let me hear you say...
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God damn! Get on up here, Mary! Give me the mike. No, no, no. Give me the mike. Give it up for Mary! Mary, everybody, yeah!
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God, l am gonna be CEO.
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Yes, Carol vanstone. l'm here with Darcy. l know. Terrible name.
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She's what makes this company great, just like every motherfucker in here!
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-What? -What?
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-Hello. -Hi. -Carol. -Carol, nice to meet you. There's my eagle. Hey. l just want to thank you for the best night of my life! Yeah? Yeah? l'll see you on Monday.
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Due to inclement weather, aII flights have been canceIed.