Promise me you won't tell anyone? -l'll do your taxes! -Deal.
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Since Dad died and the board made me CEO.
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Yeah, that's the one.
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You changed your emergency contact to "self." And nobody single by choice would live this close to the freeway. ls that robe why your wife left you?
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Merry Christmas!
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Why don't you come on in? l thought you were going to London. l was on my way to the airport, but l thought l would stop by and have a tour of your bachelor pad.
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-Thank you. -You got it.
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What are you hoping to find anyway, Carla? What's your dream contraband? l just like making you my bitch. -You can go. -Thank you.
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For a failing branch, we're surprisingly productive.
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Anyway... l don't know, just think about it. When the branch closes, and Clay has a trust fund to fall back on, what are you gonna have?
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What do you want, Carol? l want you to work for me in New York. You basically run this branch without the credit. l will double your salary, you'll get job security, and a boss who doesn't end every memo with a quote from Aerosmith. l could never do that to Clay, and l'm very happy where l am. -Really? -Yeah. l don't see happy. l see crappy.
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-And you went with the yellow. Smart. -Right?
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And a rug that makes me sad.
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Smitty? Clay vanstone. No, l'm not dead. That was just a rumor, although well-founded. How much alcohol can l legally buy from you?
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You know what? Merry Christmas, you sweet motherfucker. -You're coming, yeah, Smitty? -Yes. -Yes! Okay. You want this? -No. All right. l'm keeping this lamb.
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Yeah, l just wish Carol could see this.
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Shit.
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That's great. -l was raised by a single mom. -Really? Yeah. lf you ask me, Tupac was right. Ain't a woman alive That couId take my mama's pIace l don't know that song.
