The lack ofAsian male representation in porn. Grumpy Cat. lt's like... lt's Garfield. You know that orange with the human dick? Oh, my God, what is this, Shark Tank? Can you just get to the point, please? lt's getting on the lnternet.
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Allison. -Where's Clay? -He's unreachable.
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You're never out of range, and you're never low on signal. lt's AnywAir.
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Shitster. lt's my sister.
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And you can deliver that? l'm still figuring out some coding issues, but yes.
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You mean interim CEO. Shut up. Listen, essentially, this branch is failing.
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So we were all a little bit disappointed not to hit 7% growth in this last quarter. But 6.5% is right on industry standard for the fall.
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And warmer. Come on.
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6.5% is not failing. -Yes, it is. -We're doing better than Orlando. l mean, half those jack-offs had mono last year, right?
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Well, l closed the Orlando branch. This morning.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Hey. You okay? l was down. l was having a bad day. But now l'm lifting. l'm seeing things. My mind. The ideas are flying through my mind! -l'm feeling strong. -Okay, good.
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-You've never been up here? -No.
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-High five. -Sure.
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Like, if you grabbed every single strand, do you think that you could swing and then time it just right and grab all of those strands, then, like Tarzan, make it all the way to my office? Merry fucking Christmas.
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-Let's go get fucked up. -Okay, but not too much. When l drink a lot, bad things happen. You know, my sister's horse goes missing. My car is covered in horse hair and blood. Fingers get pointed. Smoke PCP as a favor. Beach burns down. That ain't never been my problem. Come on! Let's go get a drink! Yeah!
