This week has been a scheduling nightmare! My iCal crashed, and now all my appointments are set in 201 9. And in Hebrew. lt's a flawed program. l've been saying this for years. -Shut up. -Shit.
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Hey! What the hell? l hired you to pretend to be my girlfriend, then you go and give all my co-workers hand jobs? You hired me to impress your co-workers, and he was pretty impressed. -Listen, l want my money back. -Well... l'm sorry, what was that? l couldn't hear you over my gun. l... l want my money back. l'm sorry. Customer services are not available right now, but perhaps l can address your grievance.
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Carol! Listen. Clay has gone to get wasted with a psychopath, and he's got $300,000 strapped to his chest.
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These are the terms we agreed to. The alimony, the house. Sorry. Don't worry about it. lt's only money. lt is only all of the money.
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Carla! -Wassup? -Morning. l Tased as many as l could, but...
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Put your pants on.
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Damn it. All right.
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You know what? Let's start with a drink. Come on. Yeah. Are you thirsty? Clay, you want a drink with Walter?
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Yeah. He got fired at the close of business today. He told me, like, two hours ago. They shipped his whole branch overseas. What? l confirmed it with my HR Facebook group.
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Fine. Allison, would you please remove Clay's chair?
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At least my death will give my parents something to talk about at the meal l'm gonna miss.
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-What are you doing? -Hey, that was my idea. -Not relevant. -Walter? Hey, buddy! Why don't you come down using the stairs? No. Clay, it's like you said! l want to do something that scares me. To feel alive! Maybe not right now. What did you guys do to him? Let go of those lines, buddy! l'm the king of lT buyers!
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Am l on... Are you wearing a disguise? No. This is not UndercoverBoss. l am not the CEO of Uber. l am the CEO of Zenotek. Please just drive.
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You know, l've only ever seen the first film, so l don't know if l'm much help to you in this conversation. So... -Are you serious? -Yeah. Here we go. Why am l just hearing about this? We've worked together for eight years. They only get more fast! More furious! l love this place.
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God, l know l haven't asked you for much in this life.
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That's all l said. All you had to do was nothing, and you couldn't even do that! Couldn't even do that! Carol, Carol, Carol!
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Yeah. Well, l actually thought it was gonna be worse, so... l see you, bitch! Bitch, l see you! Your office was locked, right? Yeah, of course.
