Can I... Just give me the car keys. Can I please just explain? No. Look, I was... I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you. I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon... Just give me the car keys.
Ted
12.9s
You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day. What's that? Flash jump. Right. BOTH: One, two, three! Yeah!
Ted
5.2s
Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right? Yes! Fucking-A right! (LAUGHS)
Ted
1.7s
I need to tell you something.
Ted
2.4s
Can you just email me the rest of this story?
Ted
1.3s
(APPLAUSE)
Ted
2.2s
Boom. That's me and Skerritt.
Ted
2.9s
Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.
Ted
1.4s
Okay.
Ted
11.8s
We are going to party like the '80s. Show us how, Flash. It's easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie. God, Johnny, I got so much energy. We better start doing stupid shit.
Ted
3s
You did everything you could.
Ted
3.7s
(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS) JOHN: Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here.
Ted
3.6s
Yeah. I did wish for it.
Ted
1.4s
(DOORBELL RINGING)
Ted
1.9s
Oh, my God!
Ted
1.3s
(SOBBING)
Ted
1.2s
(RIPPING)
Ted
8.5s
You ready to bring down the house? Yes, ma'am. Thank you for the opportunity, Miss... Ma'am Jones. Thank you. Jesus, you look fantastic.
