Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" (CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd. Look, the point is, you're blaming me for something that you did to yourself.
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13.1s
How great is this? The four of us out to dinner. How long have we been saying we were going to... Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever. I'm good. I'm good. The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week. So, that's something.
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1.7s
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.5s
I heard you got busted.
Ted
1.5s
Yes! He did it!
Ted
5.2s
You know, if your leg got trapped under a rock I'd chew it off to get you free.
Ted
13.6s
Glad to hear it. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000-a-year branch manager who's personal friends with Tom Skerritt. Not a bad life, is it?
Ted
19.5s
I look stupid. No you don't. You look dapper. I don't. I look like Snuggle's accountant. Come on, it's not that bad. John, I look like something you give your kid when you tell him Grandma died. Look, I know it sucks, okay? But you've got to make some money so you can pay for an apartment. I don't want to work at a grocery store. Yeah, but you have no skills. I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.
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1.8s
It's a miracle.
Ted
5.2s
Uh... Cocaine, right? Come on, dudes. Don't tell me you never done it before.
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1.3s
What is it?
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11.5s
Up the dog's ass, right? Yeah, up the dog's, not the fireman's ass. I thought the fireman stuck his own finger up his own ass. No, I don't think a firefighter would do that. Go, take care of it. Let me know how she is. Thank you. Go.
