Oh. Is that a Flash Gordon ray gun, or are you just happy to see me?
Ted
2s
It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?
Ted
2.2s
And I was so heartbroken.
Ted
1.5s
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
Ted
1.8s
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
2.2s
Uh, no, no, I'm not.
Ted
1.2s
Top Gun.
Ted
1.4s
Hey.
Ted
6.4s
Let's all be best friends. Oh, my God! John, get away from that thing. Get over here right now. But, Dad... Get over here!
Ted
4.7s
I actually went through something like this with my last boyfriend. Really? Yeah.
Ted
3.7s
You son of a bitch! Well, you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.
Ted
4.2s
Well, that's good to hear. Yeah. (CELL PHONE RINGING)
Ted
2.8s
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
Ted
3.7s
And it reminds me that things aren't so bad.
Ted
1.7s
Oh, shit, hang on a second.
Ted
1.2s
JOHN: Shit!
Ted
7.5s
Yeah, Rex is having a house party but I'm surprised John didn't tell you, considering you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.
Ted
4.9s
Sometimes I think back to that Christmas morning when I was eight years old. I wish I had just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin.
