All right, whatever you say. Hey Yes? Here's to four more years.
Ted
5.9s
Nobody's ever talked to me like that before. That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.
Ted
3.9s
Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose. I mean, marriage isn't...
Ted
10.9s
Hey. Hey, sweetie. Hey, Lori-. Hi. Hi. What do you got there? Turkey burgers. Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
Ted
5.6s
It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy. You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.
Ted
9.7s
It doesn't sound very mellow. Well, he only had three other batches. "Gorilla Panic," "They're Coming, They're Coming," and something called, "This is Permanent." Go on, spark it up.
Ted
5.8s
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori, I do love you more than life itself.
Ted
1.8s
Sometimes you don't.
Ted
4.4s
Wow, you can really move. You like that, huh? Check this shit out.
Ted
1.3s
(GUESTS CHEERING)
Ted
1.3s
(PANTING)
Ted
7.3s
Just like in the movie. Yes. Get over here right now. Fuck, I can%! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.
Ted
5.4s
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.