Oh. Your dad is awesome. I thought you hated him. What? No, honey, what? Why would you say that? When you came over to the house last week I heard you and daddy in the bedroom and you kept screaming at him.
A Bad Moms Christmas
10.9s
Oh, my God. If I have to wax one more pussy today I'm gonna black out. Since when did every woman in America need a completely hairless vagina on Christmas?
A Bad Moms Christmas
8.5s
I've always loved Christmas. It's my favorite time of the year. Most of all, I love the time with my family.
A Bad Moms Christmas
26.6s
- Are you fucking kidding me? - No! They hired me to be in charge of children's safety. Why would they let you do that? I don't even know how I passed the drug test. - Seriously? - They're crazy. And with what they're paying me, I think I can pay you back in about 245 years. Wait, does this mean you're gonna... stick around for a while?
A Bad Moms Christmas
3.2s
Heart... cancer.
A Bad Moms Christmas
2.1s
You lied to me.
A Bad Moms Christmas
2.2s
My mother's coming for Christmas.
A Bad Moms Christmas
36.9s
Because all I want all any mom wants is for their kids to have an amazing Christmas. ♪ Can't love me like you ♪ ♪ L-O-V-E ♪♪ That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work. First, you have to buy gifts for every human being you've ever met. I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year. Why did I do that? Then, you have to decorate your house which, clearly, I suck at. I'm doing the best I can, Charmaine! Then, you have to go to all your kids' Christmas shows which are...
A Bad Moms Christmas
18.4s
Christmas is by far the most stressful time of the year for moms. There are a million things to do. And you have to do them all perfectly or else you will never forgive yourself. And more importantly, neither will your kids. I literally feel like the worst mom in the world right now.
A Bad Moms Christmas
5.9s
Mmm. You taste like grape soda. I know. I had a Welch's right before bed.
A Bad Moms Christmas
15.4s
Merry Christmas, children. Grandma. Oh! Go open your presents. I got you seasons one through six of "The Walking Dead." - Oh, good Lord. Really, mom? - Thanks, grandma. I'll get it. Oh, my God.
A Bad Moms Christmas
2.7s
I really miss your dad on Christmas.
A Bad Moms Christmas
31.8s
♪ Bells will be ringing ♪ ♪ The glad glad news ♪ ♪ Oh what a Christmas ♪ ♪ You have the blues ♪ ♪ My baby's gone ♪ ♪ I have no friends ♪ ♪ To wish me greetings ♪ ♪ Mm ♪ ♪ Once again ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
2.1s
We still can, mom.
A Bad Moms Christmas
38.2s
♪ When I get high I get high on speed ♪ ♪ Top fuel funny car's a drug for me ♪ ♪ My heart my heart ♪ ♪ Kickstart my heart ♪ ♪ Whoa yeah ♪ ♪ Kickstart my heart give it a start ♪ ♪ Whoa yeah ♪ ♪ Baby ♪ ♪ Whoa yeah ♪ ♪ Kickstart my heart hope it never stops ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Baby ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
1.2s
Without you?
A Bad Moms Christmas
5.4s
I'm Amy Mitchell. And this year I ruined Christmas.
A Bad Moms Christmas
15.8s
Kent, get the kids out of here. Mm-hm. Yep, yep. Let's go, guys. Let's get outta here. Mommy and grandma gotta talk. Come on, buddy. This is gonna get ugly. - Mom. Mom. - What? What? You can't live next door to me. - Why, why not? - Because I need space. And t-that, that is too close.