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- So, um, holidays, huh? - I know. You got big plans with your girlfriend? I wish. I wish I had a girlfriend. Yeah, most women, they just see me as this object to have sex with and then they leave. You know? And I'm like, "Yeah, I dance around "in basketball sneakers and a G-string. It doesn't mean I don't have feelings." Right? Yeah. I, uh... I can relate. I don't know what it is about you, I just... I feel like you're easy to talk to, you know? I can just open up. Be myself. It's nice. I feel the same way, Ty.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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"Bah-humbug, I'm Ebenezer Scrooge and I hate Christmas because it's so much work..." Amy? Oh, shit! What in the fuck are you wearing? My mom made me wear this. Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious... Honestly, this is better than what you usually wear at school. - Wait, guys, come here. - No, no, guys, it's okay. You could, you could just stay there, it's... This is Amy Mitchell. She's dressed up as an old fat man. Uh, no, I'm actually supposed to be Scrooge, but that's... Don't laugh, she's my friend. That's rude. Honey, I'm going to Instagram the shit out of this, right now. - Okay, wait. Side angle. - Oh, great! - And this one. - Okay, um. Can you do a li... Can you purse your lips for me a little bit? I'm gonna go kill myself, so... I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired. - Thank you for visiting, Amy! - Bye. I will never let you forget this. - You know that. - I do. Was that a broken dick on her face?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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"Bah-humbug, I'm Ebenezer Scrooge "and I hate Christmas because it's so much work and I am lazy." Please, Mr. Scrooge! Won't you listen to our song? And let ye heart be warmed! Two, three, four. ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪ ♪ And a happy New Year ♪ ♪ Good tidings we bring ♪ ♪ To you and your kids ♪ ♪ Yeah good tidings for Christmas ♪ What the fuck is happening? ♪ Happy New Year everybody ♪ ♪ And a happy New Year ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Mom. Oh, Keeks. Oh, Kiki. No, no. Keeks. - Okay, I don't have cancer. - What? I knew it. But imagine if I did have cancer how would you feel being so mean to your mother? I'm not trying to be mean to you, mom. I'm trying to have an honest conversation about our relationship. - I have cancer again. - No. It doesn't work like that a second time. - I have polio. - I think they cured polio. - I have bubonic plague. - No. - I have shingles. - Mom! I have bird flu. - Are you done? - I have a lazy eye. Mom! Please, can we just talk about our relationship? Because I wanna work this out with you. Yes. Let's do that. Yes. - Really? - Yes. I wanna work this out with you. Honestly? I'm gonna run to the ladies' room and I will be right back. Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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And it worked. I stood up to her, and she totally backed down. - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. I actually felt, for the first time my mom looked at me as an equal. Like maybe someday, somehow, we could be closer. Relax, Obama. Your mom is still a colossal bitch. Don't let your guard down, or she's gonna blow up your car. - Alright, alright. - I'm just saying. Well, either way, it was a big step. So, I just wanna say thank you for encouraging me. - Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you. You know what I think we should do to celebrate? Watch a bunch of Santa Clauses take off their clothes! ♪ Give me the green light ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm ready to go ♪ ♪ Let's have a good time ♪ ♪ What you waiting for? ♪ ♪ We only got one life ♪ ♪ And we gonna live it up ♪ Oh, yay! I love Santa Claus. And there's so many of them. Guys, I don't wanna make a big deal of it. But, um, I'm kind of on a first date with one of the Santas. - Shut up. - Yeah. Wait. Which one? Santa number two. ♪ If you know what I mean I'mma ride that mami ♪ ♪ Yeah I got the key and I'mma lock that mami... ♪♪ How'd you guys meet? Oh, waxing his balls. That is so romantic. You learn a lot about a man when you wax his sack. You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough. But... But Ty, he was so calm. It was almost like waxing the balls of the Dalai Lama. Whoo!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Eh, fuck it. Here. It's a loan. It's a loan. I mean, this is not everything you asked for, but... - Oh, no, that's great! - Basically all I have. Thank you so much. This is a loan. I will pay you back, I swear. I really have my shit together now. Thanks. Whoa! Hey! Sir, Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! Would you like to donate your cans to our Canned Food Drive? We're collecting for a drive for the homeless. - Yikes. I just bought all this. - And the canned goods. - You know, this is important. - The fuck is this? Uh, that's fennel. - Oh, fuck it. - So happy. Thank you so much. Oh, shit. Manager. Manager's coming. Code red, code red. Go, go, go. Mom! Where did we park? - Where did we park? - Happy Hanukkah. - Where did we park? - Go, go, go, go. They just totally stole all my shit. Taking this, though. This is cute, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, guys. So since it's Christmas Eve, everybody gets to open one present, okay? Oh! Kiki. Hey, Kiki, Kiki. Open mine. Please open mine first. Please. - I'll go first. I guess. - Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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What's this? It is a key to my new house! What are you talking about? Well, after our therapy session I felt like we were drifting apart. So I decided to move closer to you guys. Oh. Okay. Uh, where are you moving to? Right next door! - Jesus. - What? You're moving, um, next door to me? Yeah, the house wasn't on the market. So I checked it out on Zillow and I made an all-cash offer. And then, boom. Howdy, neighbor. - Howdy, neighbor. - Oh, my God. We can dig a tunnel between the houses. Keeks! Oh, Keeks.
A Bad Moms Christmas