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Johnny, thank Christ you made it. Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon? Okay, get ready. Hey, Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.

Ted

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Doing so much more You're an asshole!

Ted

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Shit.

Ted

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(SCREAMING)

Ted

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Lori, please, I love you.

Ted

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Of course I do, Johnny. "Thunder buddies for life," remember? Jesus! Lori was right. I should have stopped hanging out with you a long time ago. I'm never going to have a life with you around. I'm 35 years old and I'm going nowhere. All I do is smoke pot and watch movies with a teddy-fucking-bear. Because of that, I just lost the love of my life.

Ted

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

Ted

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(PLAYING THEME SONG)

Ted

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I know what you did with Ted wasn't easy, and I just want you to know that I love you for it, and I think it's a new beginning for our relationship.

Ted

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Yeah.

Ted

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Probably, yes. Uh-huh. Okay, all right. Good talk, coach, thanks. All right, buddy, go get 'em.

Ted

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You're not giving anything a chance if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.

Ted

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You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.

Ted

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(LAUGHING) Right? Yeah, she gets it. She enjoys my humor.

Ted

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Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance.

Ted

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You know, it's funny, because whenever Johnny and I hang out the first item on our agenda is, "What's going on with Lori?" So, it's funny that that didn't come up. That must have slipped through the cracks. Yeah, but we do talk about you all the time. Yeah, you remember the other day, I was saying how great Lori's hair always looks.

Ted

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Hey, Ellen. Yeah?

Ted

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Thanks, Flash. There you go, my friend. Thank you. Death to Ming!

Ted

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Johnny, thank Christ you made it. Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon? Okay, get ready. Hey, Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.

Doing so much more You're an asshole!

Shit.

(SCREAMING)

Lori, please, I love you.

(BRAKES SCREECHING)

(PLAYING THEME SONG)

I know what you did with Ted wasn't easy, and I just want you to know that I love you for it, and I think it's a new beginning for our relationship.

Yeah.

Probably, yes. Uh-huh. Okay, all right. Good talk, coach, thanks. All right, buddy, go get 'em.

You're not giving anything a chance if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.

You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.

(LAUGHING) Right? Yeah, she gets it. She enjoys my humor.

Fine, John, but this is, I swear to God, your last chance.

Hey, Ellen. Yeah?

Thanks, Flash. There you go, my friend. Thank you. Death to Ming!