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- What up, lady? - Mom! What are you doing here? What does it look like I'm doing? I'm waiting for my daughter to give me a free manicure. - Free manicure, huh? - Yeah. Alright. Well, at least I'm not waxing your pussy. - Maybe next time. - Okay. So, what's up? You seein' anybody? Well, you know, there was a couple of things going with some dads from school. But it gets complicated. Plus, like, there is not a better time of the year to be single than Christmas. I mean, it's like, I go to the mall and I see these, you know, these couples walking around. And they're, they're, like, holding hands and... You know, wearing scarves and feeding each other sandwiches and lookin' at jewelry, you know... ♪ Every kiss begins with Kay ♪♪ - Alright, stop. Stop. - What? - You sound super lonely. - No! Babe, listen, the rock and roll lifestyle isn't for everybody. I'm still super rock and roll. I woke up in a park this morning. Carla. I found kale chips in your kitchen. - Okay, those are for my kid. - Right. They're healthy as fuck.
A Bad Moms Christmas
33.5s
Okay. So, uh, have you ever had your balls waxed before, Ty? Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm, uh, I'm an exotic dancer. So I have to keep my dick, balls and taint smooth at all times. - Great. Okay, got it. - Yeah. Um, so I am just gonna remove the towel and then we'll apply the wax if you... Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Look at the size of that thing. This... It looks like a parking cone. I am so sorry. I forgot to te... You know, it scares most people. No, I'm not scared, though. I just... I'm gonna need a lot more... - Just a lot more wax. - Okay. - So just give me one second. - Sure.
A Bad Moms Christmas
26.9s
Are those actual partridges? Of course. They don't have any survival skills. They'll be dead within an hour. - Okay. - Here, kids. Have some breakfast candy. - I'm sorry, what? - Oh, my God. Thank you, grandma. I love you. I love you. I love you, too, guys. Okay, let's reload the birds. And I hate that they're gray. Let's paint them all white. And can't they look a little happier when they fly away? I mean, it is Christmas.
A Bad Moms Christmas
32.7s
So, who usually waxes your balls? Oh, I go to a woman in, uh, Cleveland. - Which is where I'm from. - No way. - What? - I'm from Edgewater. - You're from Edgewater? - Yeah. - I'm from Tremont! - Oh, my God. Small world. - Unbelievable. - That is so weird! Like... Right? Wow. Okay, um... If you could just, uh, lift that penis up for me. Okay. Yeah, that's great. So, uh, what brings you to Chicago, Ty? Well, I'm in town to do a few Sexy Santa competitions. - Nice! - Yeah. Okay, slight sting on your nutsack.
A Bad Moms Christmas
2m10s
Come on. Who's ready to have some Christmas fun? ♪ I ain't scared I ain't scared ♪ ♪ I can't stop so let's go oh oh ♪ ♪ I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪ ♪ And I know when we're moving like that ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody else do it like that ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Watch me now ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪ ♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪ ♪ Like I do it I'm gon' do it like a star ♪ ♪ Yeah I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ Know exactly what you thinking when I do it like that ♪ ♪ Pull it right back turn the beat so fast ♪ ♪ Keep the bass real low I keep it just like that yeah ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Watch me now ♪ - ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ - ♪ Don't stop me now ♪ ♪ I'm gon' do it how we do it ♪ ♪ Like I do it I'm gon' do it ♪ ♪ Like that ♪ ♪ Hey hey yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah I do it do it you never do it ♪ ♪ I pick it up and throw it right back when I get into it ♪ ♪ 'Cause there's no holding back when I break through it ♪ ♪ Better hurry up and get it when I do you won't forget it ♪ ♪ I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody else do it like that ♪ ♪ I like it when you do it like that ♪ ♪ You like it when I do it like that ♪ ♪ And I know when we do it like that ♪ ♪ Ain't nobody else do it like that ♪♪ Hi, Ruth. We bought you a churro. - You want that? - No, thank you. This place is fun. I never went to a place like this when I was a kid. My God, no. When I was a kid, we would go down to the quarry and blow shit up. That's nice. Where are you ladies from? I am from Ottawa, which is in Canada. And then my husband Dirk wanted a faster life so we moved to Bismarck, North Dakota. And then I had Kiki when I was only 18 years old. And then Dirk died. A long, slow, painful death. But we're all gonna die sometime, alone and afraid. - Where are you from, Ruth? - Chicago. The City of Lights! The Windy City. You know what they call Bismarck? "The City of Old White People." You are so weird. Ruth, did you enjoy growing up in Chicago? No. My mother was a terrible woman. - Oh. - She once slapped me. For wearing open-toed shoes on a sailboat. Well, it was a different time then. This was two months ago.
A Bad Moms Christmas
42.7s
So what brings you here today, Kiki? Well, um, my mom and I, we're very close. And we would like to be... To be closer. No. No. I think, uh, we would, we would like to be a little more independent. Closer. Uh, Sandy, tell me about your relationship with your daughter. Oh, my gosh. That's my favorite topic. Well, I had Kiki when I was 18 years old. And when the nurse placed her on my breast I looked down at her and I said "You are gonna be my best friend forever." Is that normal? The best friend forever thing? Uh, well, you know, we don't like to use the word "Normal" around here.
A Bad Moms Christmas