Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny? Fucking right. Let's sing the thundersong. All right. BOTH: (SINGING) When you hear the sound of thunder Don't you get too scared Just grab your thunder buddy And say these magic words Fuck you, thunder You can suck my dick You can't get me, thunder 'Cause you're just God's farts (BOTH IMITATE FARTING)
Ted
11.5s
I can see that. (SIGHS) Listen, speaking of classy, Ciao Bella is a really expensive restaurant. So, we can go anywhere else tomorrow. I really don't care, as long as we're together.
Ted
8.1s
Cristal. It's a special night. We've been dating for four years. And hey, all those rich black people can't be wrong, right? (LAUGHING)
Ted
7.2s
I don't understand. Thirty-five years old and you're still scared of a little thunder. I am not! (EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)
Ted
5.9s
Are you kidding me? No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out. I'm taking you to the best place in town.
Ted
6.9s
No, I can't do that. That would devastate him. Besides, what if he chose Ted?
Ted
1.4s
(SOFT PIANO PLAYING)
Ted
1.2s
LORI: Oh!
Ted
5s
All right, whatever you say. Hey Yes? Here's to four more years.
