I guess this is it, huh? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. First night on your own.
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Yes!
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Check this out. That's me on the high school diving team. We dove the shit out of that pool that year.
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Yeah.
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Why would you? I've been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years. I don't deserve you.
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JOHN: Jesus.
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Just go out with me one time. And if you're miserable and you hate it then I promise I will never even hint at the subject again.
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Uh, no, no, I'm not.
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Hey.
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You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public. I fucked her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
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You're hired.
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John, all you got to do is not fuck up and you get my job when I go to corporate next month. You're the new branch manager. All you've got to do is not fuck up. I realize that. Good.
