Half-Indian, but thanks. Yeah, whatever. Thanks for 9/11. Listen, I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right? John Bennett, Norah Jones. Hi, Norah Jones. Hey, there, sweaty.
Ted
1.4s
(SINGING)
Ted
8.7s
He's waiting down at Charlie's right now. So, if you go down there and just talk to him I'll be gone when you get back.
Ted
4.8s
I gotta cut out for a bit. Lori tried to break up a dog fight and I guess she got hurt pretty bad.
Ted
6.7s
Ted, you mean everything to me, and so does Lori. I'm just trying to find a way to keep you both in my life.
Ted
7.9s
Okay. You hide first. Great. Fantastic. Okay, now you count to 100, and then you try to find me, okay? Okay.
Ted
4.4s
Jesus fucking Christ! I said a bad word one time.
Ted
4.1s
And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.
Ted
19.3s
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... No peeking, now, or you'll get kid cancer. ...eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen...
Ted
16.8s
Look at that one. WASP-y, white-guy fish. "I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret." Oh, look at this guy. "I went to New York once in 1981, and I just did not feel safe." (SIGHS) Ted, you gotta move out.
Ted
2.6s
Hey. What are you doing here?
Ted
8s
So, Tami-Lynn, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself? Like, where are you from? I'm always fascinated to meet Ted's girlfriends.
Ted
8s
I've been getting stoned too much. I know that. I've been bumming around with Ted too much. I know that, too. You give me one more chance, I promise I can fix it.
