Never mind. Take her to Benihana. John, look, don't you think after four years maybe she's hoping for something more than dinner? Like what? I don't know, but if it were me, I'd be expecting a proposal.
Ted
1.6s
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Ted
15s
(SINGING) Oh, my little sixpence My pretty little sixpence Stop it. Knock it off. I love my sixpence Better than my life Stop it! Fuck! Why you got to take it to that place? You took it to a very... Now it's real. Now it's a real thing. Come on. Take it easy. All right, look, let's just find a better place to get stoned.
Ted
9.7s
Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Yes. I got you, motherfucker. I got you. Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn. Fuck!
Ted
1.4s
Back off, Susan Boyle!
Ted
1.7s
(THUNDER CRASHING) (SCREAMS)
Ted
1.8s
I got to go.
Ted
8.5s
That's the new checkout girl. Don't know her name. Seems cute. Yeah, very cute. Do you know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call a Dirty Fozzie.
Ted
5.9s
What I meant to say was Ted's very handsome so I'm always interested in meeting the lady that can snatch him up.
Ted
2.7s
Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.
Ted
1.4s
(SINGING)
Ted
7.2s
You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor, but I'm really happy that you were. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
6.2s
Dude, one man to another. I got you on this. Thank you. I'll be back.
Ted
3.2s
You know, Lori, someday, there's going to be a ring in there.
Ted
2.3s
I'll help you get on your feet out there, I promise.
