I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe... (CELL PHONE RINGING) Go ahead. Whoever this is, it's not a good time. John, it's me. Can you hear me?
Ted
1.9s
Fucking stop! Fuck!
Ted
1.4s
(ZAPPING) (LAUGHING)
Ted
2.2s
Oh, my God! He's going to jump! Get closer.
Ted
1.7s
Robert, seatbelt.
Ted
1.2s
Stay with them.
Ted
1.3s
Oh, shit!
Ted
1.5s
Trust me. I love you.
Ted
4.5s
Lori, will you marry me?
Ted
1.8s
It's a miracle.
Ted
6.4s
JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here! Helen, get my gun. Dad, no! Is it a hugging gun? Helen, get my gun, and call the police!
Ted
8.4s
NARRATOR: And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends.
Ted
1.8s
You wished for my life back.
Ted
1.9s
I love you, too.
Ted
2.7s
It's a Christmas miracle.
Ted
17.3s
So, where are John and Teddy today? Well, let me put it this way. No matter how big a splash you make in this world, whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber, or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
